I was casually drinking (something that I don't do often) last night, having a few beers in my friends driveway, just shooting the shit and talking about sports, ugly chicks, etc...I made a phone call and talked to a friend, setting up a date for tonight (which I will give an update on because it should be hilarious). About 15 minutes ago a SUV pulled in the driveway across the street, my back was to this car at the time being. I ended the call and our ensuing conversation went like this:
Biggie: You know that SUV that pulled up? Two girls came out of it an..
B.O.: Let's tell them to come over
Biggie: No man, they got out and hugged, then backed away a step and started going at it.
B.O.: What do you mean going at it?
Like fighting?
Biggie: They were making out.
Here is where I became perplexed, my friend, who is insulting as I am, just sat and watched. He didn't even bother to give me a point to tell me to look while I was on the phone.
B.O.: WHAT THE FUCK DUDE!?!?! TWO GIRLS ARE MAKING OUT AND YOU DON'T EVEN TELL ME?!?!
Biggie: You were on the phone.
B.O.: I DON'T CARE! TWO GIRLS MAKING OUT! YOU STOP ME AND TELL ME TO LOOK!!!
-Meanwhile, these two girls are leaving each other now and I am pissed I didn't see girl-on-girl action.
The twist in this story, the night before the girl who lives in the house across the street was outside with her "boyfriend" all night.
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