Thursday, June 26, 2008

Bone of The Week

This chick has been in movies like 'Accepted' and in the TV show 'Gossip Girls'. I really don't care for either, but I would bone her if I was sober. She is 20 years old and stunning. Her name is Blake Lively.

Oh, and before I post these pictures, I will have an update on my ridiculous weekend from last week that I call SSS08, or Summer-Shit-Show 2008.



Friday, June 20, 2008

Girls Kissing Girls...Is Hot

I was casually drinking (something that I don't do often) last night, having a few beers in my friends driveway, just shooting the shit and talking about sports, ugly chicks, etc...I made a phone call and talked to a friend, setting up a date for tonight (which I will give an update on because it should be hilarious). About 15 minutes ago a SUV pulled in the driveway across the street, my back was to this car at the time being. I ended the call and our ensuing conversation went like this:

Biggie: You know that SUV that pulled up? Two girls came out of it an..
B.O.: Let's tell them to come over
Biggie: No man, they got out and hugged, then backed away a step and started going at it.
B.O.: What do you mean going at it?
Like fighting?
Biggie: They were making out.

Here is where I became perplexed, my friend, who is insulting as I am, just sat and watched. He didn't even bother to give me a point to tell me to look while I was on the phone.

B.O.: WHAT THE FUCK DUDE!?!?! TWO GIRLS ARE MAKING OUT AND YOU DON'T EVEN TELL ME?!?!
Biggie: You were on the phone.
B.O.: I DON'T CARE! TWO GIRLS MAKING OUT! YOU STOP ME AND TELL ME TO LOOK!!!
-Meanwhile, these two girls are leaving each other now and I am pissed I didn't see girl-on-girl action.

The twist in this story, the night before the girl who lives in the house across the street was outside with her "boyfriend" all night.

Monday, June 16, 2008

Welcome

Welcome everybody to my new blog where I will try my hardest to give very biased opinions and tales you probably won't believe, but should. Every week I will come up with a "Bone of The Week". This will be a woman who, in a non-drunken state, would be very "bone-able".

So, without further adieu, let me introduce our first "Bone of The Week". She is a tennis star
from somewhere overseas. Probably Russian or Serbian descent. Anyways, she is hot and she is about 6'1. Quite a woman. Her name is Ana Ivanovic. Enjoy. Oh, and she is only 20. Winner!




Here are some google search photos, as well. http://images.google.com/images?q=ana+ivanovic&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&resnum=1&ct=title